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Nothing like playing make-believe as a member of the working class to further line your own pockets, am I right? I wonder where she got that from...
Barf Bag: The Small Business Administration chillingly had an "Appeal to Heaven" flag alongside an American flag.
Trump's reckless decision to attack Iran might be one giant leap toward the annihilation of humanity, but at least it's one small step for gender equality.
"It was before Harvey Weinstein. And I sponged it, took it all in," Depp told The Times U.K. about his purported cancellation following the trial from hell.
The Supreme Court, the GOP, and religious anti-abortion fanatics have made the country more dangerous and more deadly for women, yet the number of abortions in the U.S. increased in 2024.
For the past week, a group of Venetians has made Jeff Bezos and Laura Sanchez's impending nuptials a little more difficult.
After a judge threw out Justin Baldoni’s $400 million defamation lawsuit against Blake Lively, his lawyers opted not to refile. Lively’s reps called the decision “a total victory after all.”
The Defense Secretary held a press conference Thursday morning to answer questions about the attack on Iran, then threw a temper tantrum when reporters asked questions about the attack on Iran.
The ruling allows states to kick any healthcare provider out of Medicaid just because they offer abortions, and opens the door to banning clinics for providing birth control and gender affirming care.
"We need to get the politics out of women's healthcare," said Rep. Kat Cammack (R-Fla.), whose party is the one that made women's healthcare political in the fucking first place.
Days after their split was confirmed, Orlando Bloom is attending the Bezos wedding all alone while Katy Perry is posing with a marsupial.
Yes, the justices upheld a key part of the Affordable Care Act, but they also said our conspiracy theorist Health Secretary can determine which preventive services are covered with no out-of-pocket costs.
A Norwegian tourist claims DHS barred them from the U.S. because they had the meme on their phone. DHS denies it, but now the already-infamous meme has gone international.
This is what a fairy tale looks like in 2025: the world’s worst people descending on a drowning city, throwing money at problems they created, and asking everyone to please shut up so they can eat cake.
Consider having yourself a block of cheese tonight in Wisconsin's honor.
Before the House passed the "big, beautiful bill," there were whispers of multiple GOP holdouts. But according to the New York Times, those holdouts left the Oval Office on Wednesday with photos, autographs, and a sudden change of heart.
Barf Bag: If Fetterman resigns, like he clearly would love to do, he can spend the rest of his life on the beach and not fighting GOP bills.
While insisting this wasn't Trump’s fault, Noem blamed previous administrations for failing to update NOAA’s “ancient” systems—which would include Trump’s first term, no?
"The biggest thing is that we're trying to create more of the idea that community over individualism is the most important thing, because they're trying to divide us," bassist Colin "Bear" Regisford told Jezebel.
A federal judge granted a 14-day injunction after Planned Parenthood sued the Trump administration, arguing that the Medicaid ban in the “big, beautiful bill” violates its First Amendment rights.
The book also outlines the campaign's manosphere outreach strategy.
This story also includes...Andrew Yang. *Shudders*
Specifically, Trump said his administration's response was "right on time" because Noem was the "first one" he saw on TV the morning of July 4. Makes sense.
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“I was experiencing those voices in 2012,” Dunham said of the far-right’s rise. “In the way that there were so many angry, seemingly men and some women, dissecting the show in these incredibly conservative terms.”
Joseph Tirrell's termination letter didn't explain why he was being terminated, but he posted it on LinkedIn Monday morning, which showed his name spelled “JOSPEH,” not Joseph.
“I was jokingly calling this the MAHA Medi-cake,” Dr. Oz said. “I couldn’t find a healthy cake, so I brought the closest thing.” What?
Megyn Kelly now thinks maybe Trump "blessed" a cover-up; Dan Bongino seemed to return to work after threatening to resign; and Charlie Kirk says he's "done talking about Epstein for the time being."
As MAGA demands her resignation, the attorney general tried pivoting to a classic GOP boogeyman: the war on drugs.
Grab your popcorn!
On Thursday, the “press three” suicide-and-crisis lifeline will go dark.
A new study has revealed three-person IVF treatments can prevent parents from passing genetic problems onto their babies.
"America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons," Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) tweeted after Colbert's announcement.
Barf Bag: Because a certain news cycle is now definitely going to carry over into next week, it's time to take a trip down memory lane.
Apparently, asking Republican brown-nosers about the morality of burning food meant for starving children is the new trolley problem.
A second reproductive health organization has filed a lawsuit against Trump’s so-called "big, beautiful bill," aiming to protect thousands of Mainers from losing access to basic health care.
In a new report from Human Rights Watch, detainees in Florida share harrowing stories and say they're being treated like animals.
On Monday, one of the cops responsible for Taylor’s death was sentenced to prison. It wasn’t the “one day” the Justice Department recommended, but it was still far from the maximum sentence.
Word on the street is that Cheryl Hines is no longer leaving Hollywood for her husband.
Spare a thought for the MAGA lackey: he’s got an impossible task.
On Wednesday, Reuters confirmed that the contraceptives, intended for women in war zones and refugee camps, are being shipped to France to be incinerated.
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Barf Bag: There's so much awful in the world that we are now rooting for the French president to bankrupt a conspiracy theorist.
Yes, that’s definitely what Jesus would do.
On Saturday, a boat carrying an unarmed international contingent with aid for Palestinians was—once again—intercepted by Israeli soldiers.
I’ll tell you, one of my favorite things to watch on YouTube these days are the court hearings where illegals are in court and ICE shows up to drag them out of court to deport them,” Mace told Fox News.
The decision is economically ruinous, and the fallout will be disastrous
Over 20 Democratic-led states are now suing the Trump administration for trying to defund Planned Parenthood.
They've already told us everything we need to know...
The couple first sparked romance rumors in March, but kept insisting the relationship was professional. Over the weekend, they were spotted professionally holding hands in Vermont.
Meanwhile, Deadline reports that President Trump is “seriously considering” extending a presidential pardon to Combs.
Barf Bag: “They've always wanted to have it," per our Big Dumb president. Is this kind of like how, in his telling, the people yearned for the Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade?
This week, Tyra Banks joined Jenna Bush Hager as the guest co-host for the fourth hour of the Today show, and we've learned...a lot.
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Also this weekend, Sweeney got heckled at the premiere of her latest film, and Donald Trump said her American Eagle 'is fantastic.
In case you haven't seen, Ghislaine Maxwell is now bunking with Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes in Camp Bryan. That said: I'm looking for she-roes here...
“Greg Abbott just told flood survivors across Texas that their suffering comes second to Donald Trump’s thirst for power,” the Texas Democratic Party chairman said in a statement.
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The administration appears to be using the Department of Veterans Affairs to implement its first nationwide abortion ban.
A new report from Senator Jon Ossoff's office reveals just how bad the nightmare has become.
A government website "accidentally" removed the parts of the Constitution that guarantee people the right to challenge their detention...then claimed it was just "a glitch."
The Guardian reports that Vance celebrated his big day by deploying an army corps of engineers (USACE) to raise the water levels of Caesar Creek Lake to create “ideal kayaking conditions.” Father of the year, am I right?
A reporter fact-checking Mace was deemed "a raging leftist with that kind of questioning."
Barf Bag: These women need therapy, not control of state governments.
And enabling the country's anti-abortion movement.
After MTG accused Loomer of being a MAGA treasonist, Loomer spent Monday night calling MTG a “rabid dog,” a "Jezebel" (shoutout!), and a “lying fake Christian whore.”
“I don’t think there’s any point to going through every rumor and headline to try to defend or explain it,” Hines told the Wall Street Journal of her marriage to RFK Jr.
It also looks like he was at the Capitol on January 6. Sweet!
“Why would it be something you wouldn't consider criminal as to your own personal decision with your partner, but, as to Lizelle, that personal decision is now homicide?” the ACLU's Lauren Johnson told Jezebel.
Barf Bag: Daddy Trump said D.C. is dangerous, so his MAGA minions quickly fell in line.
“In protecting the innocence of these children, you will do more than serve Russia alone–you serve humanity itself," FLOTUS wrote in her bizarre letter to the Russian President.
Loomer had an atomic meltdown on Twitter after a humanitarian nonprofit posted a video of kids from Gaza arriving in San Francisco.
“I really got along with him well and think he’s great," Chris Pratt told Bill Maher. "He’s funny, he’s wonderful. I love him.” Maybe brainworms run in the (extended) family.
Rep. Nicole Collier agreed to return to the state after fleeing to delay a vote on GOP gerrymandering—but refused to further comply with the House Speaker's inane demands.
The VP braved the crime-ridden streets of D.C. to give burgers to troops and gossip with Laura Ingraham about California Governor Gavin Newsom and his MAGA besties.
One subpoena sent to a children’s hospital in Pennsylvania asked for “every writing or record of whatever type” relating to “gender-related care,” including emails, calendar entries, and Zoom recordings.
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Barf Bag: Or perhaps he's only mad about it because a young blonde woman told him he should be.
“There are so many crosswalks and intersections painted all throughout Orlando,” Florida Rep. Maxwell Frost told Jezebel. “But he [Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis] picked this one on purpose.”
The federal judge ruled that Congress's Big, Beautiful Bill can defund Maine Family Planning for offering abortion services because this is what the people voted for.
Since the Maine senator hasn't held a town hall in over two decades, angry demonstrators drowned out the event with "boos" and cries of "shame!"
The GOP will blame anything but the fucking gun.
If people are gonna use the phrase against her, she might as well use it to make money for herself!
The blonde pop star may be marrying the football player, but the moral of this all American love story is the opposite of the trad wife narrative they’re trying to inspire.
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"This is a rather shocking development, and a very bad one for New York City," Trump posted after Hochul's endorsement. "Washington will be watching this situation very closely." Cool!
I know it's lame to give celebrities credit for doing something just slightly above the bare minimum—but only a shocking few are managing even that.
“Forgive the cliche, but it is rather Orwellian for a piece of journalism, which raises questions about our guest’s relationship with America’s most notorious child sex trafficker to lead to arrests," a spokesperson for the group behind the protest said.
It’s like my brain wants to think these photos are AI, but knows it’s not.
"It is no surprise that the Trump administration continues to retaliate against me for my exercise of free speech," Khalil said in a statement to the ACLU.
Everything about this country is a joke—even though apparently, jokes aren’t allowed anymore.
Brian Glenn, a ”reporter," told Trump that if he labels ”transtifa”—the far-right’s new hate-mongering term—a domestic terrorist group, then he could get the flag taken down.
Barf Bag: The party of free speech, everyone!
Thought the actor and director’s defense was aggressive enough already? He just added an attorney who previously represented Diddy and Sam Bankman-Fried.
ICE arrested and detained 11 NYC Dems on Thursday for trying to access one of its facilities, including Comptroller Brad Lander.
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Vance has been front and center of the GOP's angry mourning: He guest-hosted Kirk's show (from the White House); escorted his casket from Utah to Arizona; and delivered a eulogy.
According to a new report from New York Magazine, Kristi Noem might be the face of the Department of Homeland Security, but Corey Lewandowski is running the show.
If Trump’s re-election didn't motivate you to stockpile abortion pills, here’s your chance.
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Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
The president can't pronounce "acetaminophen," but that didn't stop him from lying to the nation by saying that taking it during pregnancy causes autism.
"I didn't really pay too much attention, but I think it was a very human moment and I think in a strange way, an uncomfortable conversation is one of the many things our film is about," Edebiri said of the fallout after a sit-down with ArtsLife TV in a New Yo…
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“I’m emotionally shellshocked right now,” one professor told the New York Times.
On Bill Maher's show, Mace said, "I’m not a doctor and I’m not giving medical advice" before opining on what people should do with their bodies.
When Rep. Madeleine Dean (D-Pa.) told Mike Johnson (R-La.) that Trump is "unhinged" and "unwell," he definitely didn't disagree.
In her own words, "I'd have been much better as a mate for Tarzan myself—which is true. I would have been."
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In one of the country’s most notorious detention centers, detainees are disappearing from court records and ICE’s online locator system.
The future of journalism has never felt more bleak.
And you thought Sen. Amy Klobuchar was a bad boss???
The HHS Secretary also said he's working to “make the proof” to connect autism, Tylenol, and pregnancy.
Pam Bondi and the Department of Homeland Security also wasted no time trying—and failing—to get in on the joke.
As hundreds of thousands of federal employees are furloughed, the grant offices that fund DV shelters have gone dark.
Everything you need to know about Lindsey Halligan, Trump’s new prosecutor, who—hold onto your hats—has zero prosecutorial experience.
One Portland airport spokesperson said: “We did not consent to playing the video in its current form, as we believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging.”
A New York Times report reveals that dozens of Republican lawmakers want to see how badly they can misuse the agency's capabilities.
Republicans continue to twist the narrative of this government shutdown.
The 'kids' in that chat are members of the Young Republican Federation, ranging in age from 24 to 31, and some already hold elected office.
Trump announced a few minimal plans to lower the cost of IVF and Dr. Oz gave us an insane new term.
Or, at least, that's the only thing I assume the Pentagon's new press policy will allow journalists to cover.
"Over time, I would come to see Epstein and Maxwell less as boyfriend and girlfriend, and more as two halves of a wicked whole," Giuffre wrote.
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The Maine Senator provided the 50th vote to give a Trump-loving, abortion-hating law professor a job for life.
Politico reported on another young Republican group chat, and this one features a Homeland Security employee who has a confirmation hearing on Thursday.
The ACLU and other organizations sent a letter to ICE, demanding the release of pregnant detainees.
Sanae Takaichi likes Margaret Thatcher, but not same-sex marriage.
After his campaign tweeted (then deleted) a racist AI video during Wednesday night’s debate, Cuomo laughed with a conservative radio host who suggested Mamdani would celebrate another 9/11.
“It’s sort of like, my worst fears realized, to be frank," a women's studies scholar at Ohio University told Jezebel of the East Wing demolition.
Barf Bag: It turns out that the folks most eager to brutalize non-white people aren’t exactly our country’s best or brightest.
"The law might have tolerated government conduct of this sort a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, but in the here and now, the First Amendment bars government officials from shutting down peaceful protests," reads the lawsuit.
On Sunday, Trump told reporters he'd "love" to run for a third term.
“Breast cancer doesn’t care what gender you are,” the co-founders of HIS Breast Cancer Awareness told Jezebel.
She said that being called a liar is antisemitic.
After Kim Kardashian theorized that America never planted its flag on the moon, another reality star (who is now the head of NASA) had a rebuttal.
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The morning began with the announcement that Dick Cheney had died
We’re officially in the longest government shutdown in history, and the FAA said they’ll be cutting air traffic by 10% beginning Friday.
Tucker Carlson's recent interview with Nick Fuentes has hilariously divided the GOP.
On Thursday, Nebraska's Governor and Florida's Attorney General each made moves to further gut abortion access in their states.
“In truth, being a conservative woman in law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism…” Justice Amy Coney Barrett said this week. Asteroid?
Barf Bag: I'm sure it was just the booing...
They attended the 70th birthday party of Kris Jenner, who doesn’t look a day over [insert age you’re supposed to look when you pay $100,000 for a facelift at age 69].
Italian pasta producers warn that the Trump administration's combined 107% tariffs and duties could force them to pull their products from U.S. shelves early next year.
More and more MAGA cronies are asking for procedures that'll give them the “Mar-a-Lago Face,” plastic surgeons told Axios.
The Daily Mail is reporting a feud, which honestly isn't the most difficult thing to imagine right now...
Three things are certain in life, death, taxes, and a Kennedy in politics.
The Wall Street Journal obtained all the FBI Director's flight records, and I never realized the job involved so much fun travel.
Where are we going, friends? I’ll pack my bags.
The New York Times has revealed new details from the almost-AG’s teen sex allegations—and they’re revolting.
Officials eventually released her, and a lieutenant from the Sheriff’s Office called it a "silly" “human error.” Weird choice of words!
We've entered another new circle of MAGA hell.
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Trump lashed out at a female reporter on Air Force One after she asked about possible “incriminating” evidence.
Trump suggested murdering Democrats on Truth Social, and not a single Republican has said that's bad!
The report was pulled in February under Trump’s anti-DEI orders—and despite senators’ demands, it still hasn’t been restored.
This is the story of a Tennessee man who was jailed for more than a month for the crime of posting one Donald Trump quote on Facebook.
Barf Bag: Sean Duffy to pissed off travelers: "Be in a good mood, dress up."
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From June to October, Trump's approval numbers were stubbornly immobile, but some voters have now finally had enough.
Mark Kelly retired from the Navy as a Captain in 2011 to support spouse Gabby Giffords following her assassination attempt.
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The judge threw out the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James and wrote that Bondi couldn't "reach back in time and rewrite the terms of a past appointment.”
In a year as bad as 2025, pie is not just good for eating.
Rep. Robin Kelly of Illinois introduced a new bill this week to improve maternal health after the video of Mercedes Wells went viral.
Witnesses say that Vicente Ventura Aguilar was abducted by ICE in early October, suffered a medical episode and promptly disappeared.
There's something powerfully absurd about wielding the supreme power of the executive branch with the goal of creating more Rush Hour movies.
Should Paramount Skydance scoop up Warner Bros. Discover, the CBS News editor-in-chief could wind up running another major news operation.
Our press propagandist has nothing to say about her brother's ex-fiancée, who's being held by ICE in Louisiana despite being in the final stages of getting her green card.
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Barf Bag: The former Senator is a psychedelics lobbyist now, and has jetted to Mexico and Aspen to talk up hallucinogenic ibogaine.
Many of the state bans are tied up in litigation, and each tackles issues of social media addiction and social development in different ways.
Even as the U.S. masses troops to potentially depose Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela, Trump is busy pardoning another drug trafficking president.
The same week that Trump pardoned the drug-trafficking former president of Honduras, his admin deported a 19-year-old college student there as she flew home for Thanksgiving.
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I don’t want to be too credulous here, but according to celebrity doctor Daniel Amen, Kim has “holes” in her brain and “low activity” in her frontal lobe.
Cheryl Hines made a rare appearance alongside Melania Trump and Usha Vance on Monday.
Roberts and his cronies must decide whether to try to continue their Weekend at Bernie’s ass coup through saving Trump and the economy from his most unpopular policy--risking enraging the mad King who will destroy the GOP himself if that’s what it takes to ke…
"I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so that they lose a limb and bleed out a little," Kelly said of the unarmed fishermen while discussing the administration's unauthorized boat strikes.
Lest we forget, Trump's history is littered with numerous other "plans" to cut checks for Americans that somehow never get across the finish line.
Sabrina Carpenter didn't mince words, calling the use of her music by the White House's ICE-glorifying video "evil and disgusting."
The conservative justices appear like they'll help anti-abortion fake clinics avoid a subpoena—and any modicum of accountability.
And Trump's lackeys are trying to fill the spots with more MAGA lawyers.
Pete Hegseth has changed his story on the alleged "double tap" boat strike so many times that even Rand Paul is calling out the BS.
The organizations' new digital toolkit is meant to "call out the company for refusing to drop I.C.E. recruitment ads from their platform.
The Pentagon recently replaced its press corps with hand-picked stooges, and The New York Times is ready to go to court as a result.
"These epic romances and period pieces aren’t often made by women," Robbie told Vogue U.K. of Emerald Fennell's upcoming and already highly controversial film.
Trump pardons drug lords and indicted lawmakers who speak ill of Joe Biden, so why not the conspiracy enthusiast Jan. 6 pipe bomb suspect?
“It’s disgraceful but not surprising that he is working behind the scenes to force servicemembers to suffer through infertility," Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wa.) said on Thursday.
After watching video of Venezuelan boat strikes, GOP Congressmen say that shooting missiles at guys clinging to a boat wreck is just fine.
I will say one thing in defense of Miller’s horrific writing. That tryhard paragraph in “The Strategy” section is the most honest part of the document. Characterizing MAGA as a bunch of inherent contradictions sloppily and sweatily cobbled together under a fa…
Barf Bag: Apparently, being a career-driven female in Manhattan becomes spiritually corrupt only after you’ve successfully leveraged it.
The Georgian congresswoman says Trump's cronies are as blindly devoted as they are fake.
New reporting on the federal government's online surveillance indicates they're paying close attention to ICE crackdown reactions.
It is tough being a man these days, but if you’re ever confused about where to go, doing the opposite of everything Dave Portnoy does is a great start.
The fate of Miss Universe is now tied up in cases involving fraud, trafficking, arrest warrants and allegations of pageant rigging.
The biosphere itself cannot endure yet another round of capitalist expansion, he argues, so the capitalist system itself must instead be dismantled.
Nick Fuentes also told Piers Morgan that yes, he's still a virgin. Color me shocked.
“I asked Karoline to be godmother over my only sister,” Bruna Ferreira told the Washington Post from an ICE Processing Center in Louisiana.
Even countries the U.S. doesn't require visas for, like Germany or the U.K., would require tourists to volunteer social media histories.
Pregnant women are facing potential complications due to ICE monitoring devices that can't be removed at hospitals, even by doctors.
The Secretary of State asked diplomats to return to using Times New Roman because of, you guessed it, DEI.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman telling Jimmy Fallon that he "can't imagine" raising a baby without ChatGPT nearly had me chewing a string of plugged-in Christmas lights.
Trump unveiled his "gold card" system for letting wealthy foreigners buy their way into America, without saying where the money would go.
When Maria Bartiromo asked about the airport incident, Mace launched into her latest unhinged rant.
Displaying significantly more backbone than usual, Indiana Republicans told Trump they wouldn't illegally gerrymander their state.
Trump's latest executive order attempts to strip away the rights of states to regulate AI for themselves, and protect their citizens.
The 2008 Great Financial Crisis revealed that Western capital had built a scam economy skimming off the top of the greatest economic engine in human history, the difference now is just that everyone gets to get in on it.
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Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
The Trump admin is making an example out of Judge Hannah Dugan, who didn't want to see immigrants arrested by ICE in her courtroom.
The FBI Director and Trump both posted prematurely about the details of an ongoing investigation into a tragedy at Brown University.
Who better than the President of the United States to seize a handful of D.C.'s historic public courses and turn them into swanky resorts?
The Epstein files? Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s alleged war crimes? Trump’s corrupt crypto deals? The choices are almost endless.
The Missouri Senator took a break from feuding with the FDA commissioner to launch a group supporting constitutional amendments to ban abortion.
The pop star entered the culture war, transvestigated the California governor, and auditioned for relevance in the MAGA attention economy.
One wonders why the government tells us about these deadly boat strikes at all, if they're not going to offer ANY supporting evidence.
“I was hoping not to speak on this," she wrote the day after Allen's Saturday Night Live performance.
Heng Guan risked everything to record evidence of the Uyghur genocide in China, and came to the U.S. to share it. Now he's being deported.
Trump has so little respect for us, he doesn't even try to justify an invasion of Venezuela by pretending it's about anything other than oil.
The First Lady is once again lending her image to try and glamourwash an administration gutting reproductive rights and civil liberties.
With average heating costs rising almost 10% in the U.S. this winter, utility shut-offs are projected to dangerously surge as well.
She deleted it.
Panic seems to energize our 79-year-old president, who reportedly spoke two times faster than his normal talking speed.
U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services has reportedly been given quotas to meet in denaturalizing citizens in 2026.
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AG Paxton and Gov. Abbott haven’t explained why the state would be collecting the names and details of trans people, but I’m not too optimistic anything they say will provide much reassurance.
In a move that no one could possibly have seen coming, the Trump DOJ says it won't release all of the Epstein Files today as required by law.
Similar to how the Big Beautiful Bill pulled Medicaid funding from nonprofits offering abortion services, the administration now wants to pull funding from any hospital offering care for trans kids.
In the latest episodes of the Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour documentary, Andrea Swift reveals she was the one who got Taylor to connect with Travis Kelce after learning he loves his mom.
Reporters at CBS News and 60 Minutes are apparently threatening to quit as Bari Weiss steps in to do the Trump admin's bidding.
They were the lowlights of Turning Point USA’s Americafest Convention over the weekend.
The DOJ says it's investigating the “validity” of the letter—though the existence of a letter from Epstein to Nassar was first reported by the Associated Press in 2023.
We're basically already at his proven floor after January 6th, and he is getting his worst marks ever on an economy that's holding up pretty well! Yet he now sits six points underwater with all white people, per Gallup’s newest poll. He’s ten points underwate…
With both the left and right incensed over Pam Bondi's handling of the Epstein Files, contempt of Congress/impeachment is back on the table.
The Department of Veterans Affairs is now banned from providing veterans and their families with abortion services.
Trump mentioned the first U.S. strike on Venezuelan soil in a radio interview as if it wasn't even important news.
Leavitt announced she's pregnant with her second child and praised Trump and Susie Wiles for making the White House “pro-family”—something the United States very much is not.
The president spent Christmas Day on a crazed posting spree, Truth Social-ing more than 100 times.
Of everything we wrote this year, you loved reading about MAGA turning on their own, tech billionaires being whiny little bitches, and Hugh Grant napping the most.
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After the Trump-picked board voted to add Trump’s name, a handful of artists have canceled their performances, which the Trump-selected chairman has called “a form of derangement syndrome.”
Both vetoes by Trump were bills passed by Congress unanimously, setting up a pending override showdown if Republicans have any guts.
As of today, MTV will no longer air music videos—and of all the lists and round-ups published this past month, few, if any, highlighted women's impact on the medium.
Who's more likely to drop music, Rihanna or Blue Ivy? Will Sydney Sweeney finally lose it? What might happen at the Oscars? Come speculate wildly with us!
And, unfortunately, it could be a weather vane for 2026.
The Chinese company that Elon Musk once mocked for their electric car designs is now the world's biggest EV manufacturer, passing Tesla.
If you remain unconvinced up to this point and still want to stay on the MechaHitler site that publishes CSAM and removes women and girls' clothing for an audience of millions without their consent, I ask, what will it take for you to quit a site that only ab…
Barf Bag: This is just one of the revelations that 79-year-old Donald Trump provided in an interview with the Wall Street Journal for a story on his health.
There were other reasons, but the New York Times reports his dance moves were the last straw.
It shouldn't be necessary to say that Greenland has a right to govern itself, but when Trump is about to destroy NATO, you kind of have to.
Cuba is poised on the brink of collapse, with devastating humanitarian disaster looming. And the U.S. is simply watching from 90 miles away.
The Trump administration is using one state's very real fraud cases to justify simply stripping funding from other blue states as punishment.
“I don’t think it’s a coincidence that as soon as I finished an interview speaking on Venezuela, I was arrested," the 22-year-old preschool teacher told Zeteo.
Oil prices are already in significant decline, even as Trump announces just how much oil we'll be stealing from Venezuela.
The new dietary guidelines don't even bother suggesting how much alcohol is safe for Americans to drink, to the delight of the booze industry.
"[DHS is] already trying to spin this as an action of self-defense," Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey said following the shooting. "Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
The Pentagon has ordered a review into the “effectiveness" of women in ground combat positions. Welp.
A judge ruled U.S. attorney Lindsey Halligan was illegally appointed. She's continued at the Justice Department anyway for the last six weeks.
More than 100 people were reportedly killed in the U.S. attack on Venezuela, and Congress seems to finally be taking action.
Vance and MAGA are miffed over one of Mamdani’s appointments, who appears to be a diehard advocate for affordable housing.
"They identified somebody they wanted in this crowd, they aggressively went after them, they pushed their way in, now they're shooting pepper balls towards the crowd," CNN senior national correspondent Ryan Young reported.
DHS mouthpiece Tricia McLaughlin is tasked with giving quotes on the very worst things the Trump admin is doing on any given day.
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He also said the ballroom was both under budget and ahead of schedule—neither of which is true.
ICE Barbie has been working overtime to work outside the law and rewrite reality.
The U.S. media is happy to launder White House sci-fi lies about sonic weapons, if they get to use phrases like "vomiting blood."
More than 59 different primate species have been observed participating in some kind of same-sex behaviors, making it extremely common.
Hundreds of protesters have been killed; Trump is threatening military action; and at least one Iranian official has brushed off his government’s crackdown by pointing to ICE in the U.S.
“I cannot think of another high-profile federal agent shooting case like this when the Civil Rights Division was not involved," a former associate AG under Obama told the Washington Post.
Two citizens engaged in community patrols detail how ICE smashed windows, arrested them and promised money in exchange for immigrant names.
ICE agents seemingly believe they can get away with anything, even stealing and selling the phone of a 16-year-old citizen.
While DHS posts nazi musical anthems to social media, Trump threatens to deploy military against Americans in Minnesota via Insurrection Act.
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins suggested a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and “one other thing” can help overhaul the affordability crisis.
“Her time at DOJ has been disastrous for the [Civil Rights] division," the co-founder of Global Extremism told Jezebel.
Maybe can Trump can display the medal next to his fake FIFA Peace Prize.
Some 1.4 million people who had health insurance through the ACA last year don't have it now, as premiums become too expensive to afford.
The medical examiner said that following a struggle with ICE staff, Geraldo Lunas Campos died of asphyxiation.
Barf Bag: Leavitt warned CBS that Trump would sue them if they didn’t run Tony Dokoupil's recent interview with him in full. Dokoupil's response? "Yeah, we’re doing it!"
The Boss condemned federal immigration tactics and honored Renee Good, prompting a White House response that mostly amounted to “shut up.”
European leaders are trying all the classic moves--flattery, mostly--as they try to focus Trump on anything other than invading Greenland.
It’s only been a year, and there will surely be more alarming things to document going forward, but a lot has happened in 12 months.
But the French president is not interested in paying $1 billion to join Trump’s needless faux-United Nations vanity project.
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"And the, I guess, prime minister called—a woman, and she was very repetitive,” Trump said at Davos. “She just rubbed me the wrong way, I’ll be honest with you.”
Jack Smith appeared in front of Congress to testify publicly today, saying that he had "proof beyond a reasonable doubt" of Trump's guilt.
Crimes like homicide have been falling sharply ever since the pandemic and have reached historic lows, despite Republican fearmongering.
“Gold heads for best week since 2008” is not exactly a headline that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but such is the present state of the American economy.
At the March for Life rally, JD Vance touted his sex life while promising anti-abortion activists more attacks on reproductive rights.
The altered photo also seems to have darkened Nekima Levy Armstrong's skin tone.
Bondi also went on Fox News to threaten that Walz had "better support President Trump."
“The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting," Pretti's family said in a statement.
Just days ago, the Trump administration used AI to doctor an image of a suspect. How can we trust body cam footage in their possession?
Following the shooting of Minneapolis nurse Alex Pretti, Donald Trump refused Sunday to say whether he supported the Border Patrol shooter.
Hours after Alex Pretti was shot and killed by federal agents, Erika Kirk, Tim Cook, Queen Rania of Jordan, and Tony Robbins joined Melania at the White House to watch her new documentary. Fun!
See, Republicans: calling out your party for supporting the murder of American citizens isn’t that hard!
"Interim" President of Venezuela Delcy Rodríguez is walking a delicate line, pretending to oppose Trump while giving him everything he wants.
One human rights expert told Jezebel that the expanded rule pushes Trump’s agenda “of conditioning previously apolitical funding to control people’s bodies and decimate human rights internationally.”
All it took was Gregory Bovino dressing like a Gestapo commander and fighting random citizens online to finally get him removed from sight.
The families of Trinidadian fishermen killed by the U.S. military in an October boat strike are demanding justice.
Senate Dems have vowed to block ICE funding—an act of courage that somehow required dead U.S. citizens.
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Iranian protests have exposed the regime's fragility, and its future hangs in the balance.
It's probably a coincidence that Trump had spent most of the week attacking Ilhan Omar online, immediately before she was attacked in person.
Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.”
The filing claims the marriage is "irretrievably broken and there is no possibility of reconciliation."
Team Trump even seems to be bringing back election interference figures like Sidney Powell, who agreed to testify against him in Georgia.
After federal agents shot and killed Alex Pretti, Noem and Miller both tried to paint him as a domestic terrorist…and now they’re throwing each other under the bus.
On Wednesday Judge Foster said she was “deeply disturbed” that Bondi shared mug shots of arrested protesters in Minnesota while they were still defendants in an ongoing trial and hence, still innocent. “This conduct is not something that the court condones.”
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“Forrest Gump ran toward danger in Vietnam. Your boss ran to his podiatrist crying bone spurs," Duckworth shot back.
This is fucking terrifying.
The coolest of the cool gathered in Los Angeles on Thursday night, while the worst of the worst further defiled the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C.
ICE is required to issue a full report to Congress on any detainee death within 90 days. They've skipped the last 8 deaths entirely.
Google, Apple and Meta have profited off of advertising and selling nonconsensual porn apps, even to children.
MS Now reports that anti-abortion extremists have been emboldened by the DOJ’s decision to limit enforcement of a 1994 law meant to protect reproductive health clinics from violence.
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And all the king's horses and (almost) all the king's men all get a mention.
For the first time in 54 years, humans will head toward the moon this week. So why does it feel like most of us are barely aware of it?
Cuba doesn't have electricity or food, but Trump's executive order claims it's "an unusual and extraordinary threat" to the United States.
Vance told the Daily Mail the latest dump actually exonerates Trump and proves he was "very much outside" of Epstein's social circle.
DHS Attorney Julie Le had been assigned 88 cases in less than a month, amid another wave of resignations and prosecutors quitting in protest.
One of the most critically important aspects of MAGA is simply refusing to ever learn new information on a historical subject like Columbus.
In Colorado, immigrant families found ace of spades "death cards" left in abandoned vehicles from which ICE had abducted their loved ones.
American tourism may be permanently debilitated because Trump and the GOP made everyone else around the world realize that there are plenty of other places they’d rather visit than a country run by the biggest antisocial freaks on the planet.
Mississippi Today reported that several officials said the National Park Service attempted to remove museum brochures that described Byron De La Beckwith as "a member of the racist and segregationist White Citizens’ Council.”
Democrats demand that ICE agents behave as if they might ever have to face consequences for breaking the law. Republicans say "impossible."
The vibes are getting dangerously hopeful.
Alexis Wilkins, Kash Patel’s girlfriend, praised the artist’s messaging, then got backlash and swore she didn't even watch.
It’s hard to mount a culture war when your big counteroffensive looks like a youth-group lock-in made up of kids who found God in a megachurch but lost their personality somewhere in suburban Atlanta.
Jean Wilson Brutus was healthy when a nurse did his intake examination. Hours later he was dead, and even the ICE report doesn't explain why.
Seamus Culleton has a valid work permit and was about to receive his green card before ICE imprisoned him for five months.
The U.S. military continues killing people in Pacific Ocean boat strikes, without bothering to tell us who we're executing.
Job growth in 2025 was already very bad, and it got worse in a good January jobs report.
An odd number of government news stories are centered around El Paso, Texas, even before the FAA suddenly closed its airspace on Tuesday.
Patel is already doing what he does best: rushing to tweet and potentially bungling the investigation in the process.
She used her free will to say the "NFL sold out" and that there were "literally no white people in the entire thing."
It sure is odd how "pending investigations" suddenly show up right when Pam Bondi is called to testify on the Epstein Files.
Kim Jong Un has been making waves by reportedly choosing his 13-year-old daughter Kim Ju Ae as North Korea's potential next leader.
The cut CDC funds for HIV and STD prevention will punish every Trump voter who is unlucky enough to happen to live in a blue state.
In some deportations to "third countries," the U.S. then paid to return the same immigrant to their home country only weeks later.
The inside scoop on Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, the toddlers running DHS.
“These girls are experiencing high-risk pregnancies and are some of the most medically vulnerable people in detention,” Zain Lakhani, the director of migrant rights and justice at the Women’s Refugee Commission, told Jezebel.
After DHS’s social media morons tried to call out Cardi B for criticizing ICE, she brought up the Epstein files. It’s been crickets ever since.
“I’m not scared of a germ,” the HHS Secretary said on a podcast. “You know, I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”
Bush doesn’t name Trump in his first essay, but since his successor continues to openly drool over staying past his two-term limit, it’s pretty obvious what he’s actually trying to say.
Even as the FBI continues to refuse to share evidence, the DOJ is investigating two ICE agents in Minnesota for lying.
The 1882 song set to “Auld Lang Syne” roasts terrible men, and still, unfortunately, slaps.
In a move that already has Elon Musk calling people "traitors," the U.K., Spain and Greece are moving ahead on teen social media bans.
It's funny how public opinion on ICE changes the moment that DHS plans to put 10,000 detainees in your own neighborhood.
Steve Bannon remained close with Epstein, even texting with him about a "documentary" project on the very day of Epstein's 2019 arrest.
Thanks to Noem, Coast Guard morale is reportedly "terrible," according to NBC News.
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The Second Lady asked that instead of sending baby gifts, people donate diapers to needy families. If only we had a government that could pass policies to assist families in need...
The former Prince Andrew was arrested on Thursday in connection with his ties to Epstein. Imagine that!
Rescue planes have taken almost two days to reach the site of a boat strike, making survivors a near impossibility. It's likely intentional.
As the Supreme Court strikes down Trump's "emergency" tariffs, hundreds of U.S. companies are already clamoring for tariff refunds.
The big boy was big mad about the Supreme Court repealing his tariffs.
“Women feel like they were lied to, that MAHA movement is a sham,” one MAHA mom told the New York Times.
It was never revealed until now that the shooters of Ruben Ray Martinez were agents of ICE. Like Renee Good, he died at the wheel of his car.
Trump claimed the nuclear program of Iran was "obliterated." Now, 8 months later it's "a week away" from having nuclear bombs. Okay, sure.
ICE agents don't care if you're a frail senior citizen; they'll still delight in the opportunity to inflict some physical punishment.
Even as the price of chocolate returns to lower levels, companies are realizing something scary: Americans will buy their fake chocolate.
"Players are back competing with their professional and collegiate teams and are in the midst of their season," a spokesperson for U.S. women's hockey told Jezebel after Trump said the team "will soon" visit.
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Texts continue to illustrate the alleged affair between Tony Gonzales and a married staffer, who later committed suicide.
The Epstein files just keep prompting more resignations in the academic world, including Harvard's Larry Summers and Columbia's Richard Axel.
Trump seems to prefer permanent daylight saving time, while RFK Jr. wants standard time ... but is too cowardly to say so.
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“Good food is not expensive,” the HHS Secretary said on Thursday, before saying Americans should eat more liver because it's cheaper than steak.
ICE's 10,000 person concentration camp detention center in Georgia will produce 1 million gallons of sewage per day, resulting in disaster.
Mother Jones reports that Meta's AI chatbot is also banned from telling minors to use condoms for safe sex.
The DoD confirmed an "engagement occurred." With our own drones that we shot down, thanks to gross incompetence.
One day does not make a trend, but it’s clear that Iran is willing to weaponize oil prices against us for now, and if we see a sustained rise in energy prices, Trump may get his ultimate wish to take America back to the early 1980s, Volcker shock and all.
“So tell me, what was it like being married to your brother?" Mace tweeted at Omar after she called her out.
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At least eight countries in the EU have since launched nine investigations. Meanwhile, the U.S. launched a war on Iran.
All Kristi Noem had to do was admit, weeks later, that Pretti and Good were not terrorists. She still couldn't bring herself to do it.
In addition to seeking misconduct charges against Bovino, Minnesota is still investigating the deaths of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.
First the Iran War would be over in days. Then Trump said weeks. Now Pete Hegseth says it could be months. Sound familiar?
The U.S. Ambassador to Israel also said that, if you do end up having a baby in nine months, he expects "that you will want to name the little bugger after me!” Hard pass!
Trump announced on Truth Social that Noem was out and that Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.), whom he called a “MAGA warrior,” would replace her.
Instead, its spiraling war is increasing the threat in Iran, and around the globe.
We are now staring down the stagflationary barrel while the threat of recession rises. The jobs market is bad to mediocre, and Trump and Israel’s war with Iran has guaranteed us more inflation thanks to the oil shock.
After losing multiple attempts to sue a New York–based doctor, the anti-abortion AG is now going after providers in Austria and the Netherlands.
Donald Trump is watching the GOP's midterm chances go up in an expensive fireball, as gasoline prices and inflation surge due to Iran.
The cuts by the Elon Musk-backed DOGE have already had a death toll, and the impact could eventually be unignorable in the United States.
The DOJ argued Live Nation was a monopoly controlling the concert industry, needing to be broken up. Instead, the billionaires win again.
“The only ones who need to be worried right now are Iranians that think they’re going to live,” he told 60 Minutes over the weekend.
On any topic related to the Iran War, the Trump admin can't go more than 10 seconds without directly contradicting itself.
Three months after warning women against being "career-driven," Kirk has added another line to her resume: a spot on Trump's Air Force Academy Board of Visitors.
The preliminary findings indicate that the U.S. is indeed responsible for the deadly missile strike that hit a school in Iran.
Daily affirmations? His dream of becoming president? A travel-size ointment for Trump’s neck rash? He’s got a big gap to fill.
On Monday, a federal watchdog revealed that the Defense Secretary burned through $93 billion to use up the Pentagon’s budget by the end of the fiscal year in 2025. Must be nice!
We can finally make housing cheaper and more affordable, if Congress can work together for two minutes and ignore Donald Trump.
The Trump Administration on Friday asked Missouri to pause or dismiss its lawsuit against the FDA over mifepristone. Sounds like someone's getting more and more concerned about the midterms.
The Pentagon spent more than $11 billion on the Iran War in its first six days. A few weeks of this would have fully funded USAID.
If he loses, he has to stop trying to ban the abortion pill. If I lose, then at least I'm spared from hearing him talk about it ever again.
The EPA's sole function is to protect Americans from environmental health threats, and yet again and again it backs carcinogens instead.
Sameerah Munshi also said her decision was in protest of a fellow committee member being fired after arguing that being anti-Zionist is not the same as being antisemitic.
The British broadcaster seeks to dismiss the lawsuit brought by Donald Trump over a 2024 episode of its documentary series Panorama.
An American winery closed almost every day of 2025, as Trump tariffs resulted in an almost 80% drop of Canadian consumption of U.S. wine.
The new coins, which have been in circulation since January, got rid of the olive branch because it was too woke. This is just absurd.
Michael Raul Bilecky, a recent Joe Rogan podcast guest and archaeology researcher, was reportedly arrested in Maryland facing rape charges.
Donald Trump is demonstrating with Cuba yet again that he doesn't actually want political or ideological change; he merely wants obedience.
Beginning Tuesday, Republicans are kicking off what could become at least a week-long floor fight over the bill that Trump said would "guarantee the midterms" for the GOP.
ICE kept Columbia protestor Leqaa Kordia behind bars for a year. She was just released, never charged with a crime.
With midterms on the horizon, Trump is picking a fine time to reach all new lows in his approval rating amid Iran War fallout.
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The Arizona AG makes the world's most obvious observation: Wagering large amounts of money on election results is indeed gambling.
Jeremy O. Harris drunkenly approached OpenAI CEO Sam Altman at the Oscars after party and called him a Nazi…in front of Zendaya.
When Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-Mich.) asked Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.), "Who won the 2020 election?" Mullin replied, "We know that President Joe Biden was sworn into office."
In just about a year, Donald Trump has reduced American measures of democracy and free speech to around the level of the 1950s-1960s.
The vice president will take any opportunity to brag about having sex with his wife.
Sounds like Pete Hegseth is planning the Iran War to go on for years, estimating a cost higher than four years of the Ukraine/Russia war.
Another day, another group of college Republicans revealed to be full of Nazis.
DHS on Wednesday released data on how many pregnant people ICE has unlawfully detained since 2025.
When you imbue any group of people with a sense of power that truly does make them demigods among all of mankind, well, look around you. This is the world that capitalism has chosen.
Trump continues to be mad that he can't pardon a state conviction, so he's punishing everyone in Colorado over felon Tina Peters.
We are living in the largest energy shock in history, and it's clear there's no plan to get us out of it.
Sen. Rick Scott (R-Fl.), for one, defended the legislation by declaring he's "married to a married woman." OK!
This is an important takeaway from MAGA’s micropenis war.
Trump has been attempting to literally tweet the price of oil back down, but even Iran is mocking his trademark TACO ways at this point.
“So you know, I didn’t know I was going to be here tonight,” Trump said to the crowd. “I’m supposed to be prosecuting the war.”
The Wall Street Journal recently reported that Planned Parenthood Mar Monte is now offering Botox, IVs, and other trendy cosmetic procedures at some of its clinics to help keep the lights on.
If the growing panic currently wafting off of Republican electeds doesn’t at least give you a contact high of hope, I don’t know what will.
With every Donald Trump post able to immediately move the market, who are these people to seem to know exactly what he will say in advance?
And despite actively trying to strip others of the power to do the same.
The classified documents taken by Trump reportedly contained some so secret, only six people in the country had clearance to see them.
Our MAGA president is now repped by a rookie Democrat!
"I can't guarantee that I will make anyone actually understand how I feel, so that's scary," she told Jezebel shortly before the launch of Adult Braces, which has sparked a whirlwind of backlash and discourse.
A new study reveals global maternal mortality increases by about 10.5%, or about 44.7 additional deaths per 100,000 live births, whenever a Republican is in power.
Less than an hour before Jeffrey Epstein was found dead, the guards meant to be watching him were apparently searching him online.
And March 26 is only the “all women’s” Equal Pay Day. LGBTQIA+ Equal Pay Day is June 17; Black Women’s Equal Pay Day is July 21; and—wait for it—Mothers’ Equal Pay Day is August 6.
This is all so unprecedented and gargantuan in scale, it's hard to really put into words what this all means for the global economy should this status quo persist, other than bad bad bad bad bad.
The Senate agreed to a partial DHS funding bill on Friday that excluded funds for ICE and CBP.
Unfortunately, you can probably also guess who reportedly didn’t want to “stand next” to a Black female officer at military events.
Giving up millions is one thing, but denying AI big shots the pleasure of thinking they can buy up our towns? Priceless.
And they haven’t scared doctors out of providing it, either.
An estimated 8 million Americans marched in cities across the country (and around the world) to protest—well, take your pick: War? Affordability? Constant attacks on reproductive rights? Trump’s crazy goddamn ballroom?
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The Pentagon says it needs $200 billion for the Iran War, and the GOP's bright idea is to take the money from your grandmother's health plan.
In an interview with NBC News, Usha said she wouldn't share their disagreements because that's "the privilege of marriage." But we have some educated guesses.
Both the U.S. and U.K. have already seen people arrested and jailed based on AI facial recognition that turned out to be wrong.
Photogenic paranoia is very much top of mind with this administration.
After being spotted at Disney World over the weekend, the Republican senator responded in the manliest way possible—by posting photos of himself shootin’ stuff.
Even the president’s favorite soda isn't safe from his trigger-happy crusade against anything that smells faintly of DEI.
Even compared with the other sell-outs, RFK Jr. has torpedoed everything he believed in while pathetically trailing in Trump's orbit.
The President of the United States isn't getting the SAVE Act, so he just ordered the Postal Service to not accept American votes.
Federal investigators are starting to wonder why DHS has been paying tens of millions more for ICE warehouses than the buildings are worth.
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The “God Squad” just cleared the way for unfettered oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico—after Pete Hegseth claimed sacrificing endangered species was necessary for “national security.”
Trump is reportedly fed up that Pam Bondi hasn't prosecuted enough of his enemies, and maybe desperate enough to do something really stupid.
“Apart from the rapes, they beat us with sticks and pointed guns at my head,” one woman in Sudan told Doctors Without Borders about the violence against women amid the country’s ongoing civil war.
The FDA asked the producer of the raw cheese that has given 9 people E. coli infections to take it off the market. The producer said no.
For the last year, Lizelle Gonzalez has been seeking $1 million in federal damages after officials tried to charge her with murder for self-inducing an abortion.
And all we have to cut in exchange for that Iran War spending is funds for education, housing and Medicare. It's almost TOO GOOD a deal.
Voters with negative views of both parties are now plus-thirty-freaking-one for the Democrats. That’s a 48-point swing from 2022. The kind of swing that can make a once impenetrable lead in the Senate with a friendly GOP map suddenly look vulnerable in red st…
Pam Bondi's replacement is a former personal lawyer of Trump’s, a big number-two (at the Justice Department), and, well...Maxwell’s biggest bitch.
ICE is claiming that Sarsour, who has lived in the U.S. for 33 years, is a terrorist. His supporters say he's punished for criticizing Israel.
It's a Trump post so ridiculous and vulgar, it seemed like it had to be fake. The President's mental decline is on full view for us all.
Her father told the Associated Press that none of this would have happened if the Office of Refugee Resettlement had “moved faster.”
Gigi Hadid said that being mentioned in the Epstein files made her feel "sick to her stomach."
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The tech bro's lawyers are essentially arguing that the Florida scrub jay is TOO ENDANGERED to be federally protected.
Police told the 62-year-old grandmother at an October No Kings rally that she didn't have the right to wear a costume from Spirit Halloween.
Trump isn't fascinated by Alcatraz because it would make an effective prison. Our child of a President just can't resist a famous name.
“A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again,” Trump wrote on Truth Social. Uhhhh???
Members of Congress are calling for the expulsion of both serial adulterer Tony Gonzales and fraud-indicted Rep. Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick.
New guidance for Title X funding trashes birth control while touting “strengthen family formation” as a key goal. Under his eye!
Genocide has never been a red line for the American government, whether it benefits us or not has been the key question ever since the days of Manifest Destiny.
Pete Hegseth, the U.S. Secretary of Defense, said the U.S. would "reserve the opportunity" to take Iran's enriched uranium by force.
Looks like Pam Bondi is employing the old "change your address and hope creditors don't find you" method. Contempt of Congress, anyone?
You won't believe this: The Trump administration may not have thought this ceasefire through, and the Strait of Hormuz is still closed.
In a bizarre analogy about Iran enriching uranium, Vance said that while Usha “has the right to skydive,” she won’t because he doesn’t want his wife jumping out of an airplane. Wow!
With the GOP likely to lose its trifecta in November, House Speaker Mike Johnson is suddenly not worried about Medicaid money funding what he's called "big abortion."
“I am not Epstein’s victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump," the First Lady randomly declared on Thursday. OK?
Smart money knew that something stunk between Trump's supposed 15-point agreement and the also untrustworthy Iranian regime's announced 10-point plan. Only a fool like a Tesla trader would buy what Trump was selling.
Reddit itself has been subpoenaed by a secret Washington grand jury, with the government wanting to know the identity of a specific user.
The U.S. just had the hottest March it's ever recorded, but sure, throw on a "super El Niño" on top of that.
"Third country" deportation sent four men from around the world to Africa. They were imprisoned, and spent 9 months just getting a lawyer.
One of the women, a former staffer, alleges Swalwell raped her in 2024 and sexually assaulted her in 2019 while she was a 20-year-old intern.
Donald Trump also found time to call negative media coverage of the Iran War "almost treasonous," in another great sign for free speech.
Over the weekend, Trump called the Pope “weak on crime” and then posted an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus. Totally normal behavior.
Judge dismisses Trump's Wall Street Journal Epstein letter defamation lawsuit The president can still refile the lawsuit before the end of April.
Our government killed another six people in Pacific Ocean boat strikes yesterday. As ever, we have no idea if they were carrying drugs.
The image of ICE agents marching a senior citizen in his underwear into the cold in Minnesota was one of the very worst of Trump's campaign.
FEMA official Gregg Phillips claimed to have been teleported to a Waffle House, had his life saved by ghosts, and gone on mystical journeys.
Just imagine, if the person responsible for evaluating vaccines at the FDA was required to have experience in that field beforehand.
Andrea Pedro-Francisco was detained by ICE days before her ovarian cyst operation in February. Her doctors are concerned it could rupture at any moment.
Trump reportedly did not want Noem challenging South Dakota Sen. Mike Rounds.
Nothing like a DOJ working hard to get justice off our streets.
From whom, exactly? The endangered Rice’s whales?
This will either be the best or the worst thing to happen to the American people.
Marie-Thérèse was reportedly waiting for a green card when her husband died. Now the elderly widow is in ICE's hands.
In other "Trump and Vance v. Pope Leo" news, the administration on Thursday canceled an $11 million contract with a Catholic charity that helps care for homeless migrant children.
Who would have thought that hating Donald Trump's Iran War would be the thing that brought all of America together as one?
During one of his Pentagon sermons on Wednesday, Hegseth started reciting a prayer that he claimed came from the Bible—but sounded a lot like that infamous violent speech from Pulp Fiction.
Maine's Democratic legislature has passed the nation's first bill banning the building of new data centers, but will its governor sign?
It sure sounds like the experience of working under Stephen Miller damn near killed ICE director Todd Lyons in the last year.
It must be fun to be in the Trump inner circle, repeat his own statements on gas prices, and then have the President denounce you anyway.
Yes, the stock market is utterly deranged, no, that doesn't mean it has to crash.
Our FBI director is actually so stable and in charge that he filed a $250 million lawsuit against The Atlantic on Monday for reporting that he drinks too much.
Trump doesn't seem to know the meaning of the phrase "regime change," if he thinks it involves the same government still being in power.
Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer resigned Monday amid allegations that she drank at work and had an affair with a bodyguard. She’s the third woman ousted in less than two months.
After OBLITERATING Biden’s flu vaccine mandate, Hegseth said our military finally!!!!! has the freedom again "to express their religious convictions."
The state proved on Tuesday that when voters actually get a say, Trump’s gerrymandering crusade loses. Imagine that!
The CEO of the world’s biggest condom manufacturer says they’ll need to increase prices up to 30%. What a neat coincidence for the Trump admin's creepy pro-natalist agenda.
Because even if you can beat every single opponent in a decorated sports championship, you can never beat a cluster of men who won’t fucking move.
The approval rating of the U.S. Congress is hitting an all-time low--could it have something to do with historic gridlock and resignations?
Solar power is rapidly becoming one of the globe's most important energy sources.
Trump wants cannabis rescheduled in time for the midterms, even though Biden started the process and MAGA mostly still hates weed.
Politico revealed that during a private Cabinet meeting in February, Wiles told officials that overseas travel should be only done when “absolutely necessary."
The New York Times revealed this week that after they reported on Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, in February, he’s since used the bureau to try and pin a stalking charge on the reporter.
Prediction markets make the allure of profiting from privileged information impossible to deny. Even Trump is establishing his own.
Trump drops sham inquiry into Fed Chair the day before he plans to humiliate the media at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
A full 70% of Americans now say that the economy is getting worse, and that it's the fault of Trump. It's time for Republicans to flee.
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After the attempted shooting at the Correspondents' Dinner, baseless speculation and conspiracy reigns across the political spectrum.
Maybe if every single Trump supporter had to spend two weeks in ICE detention, they'd learn a few things about empathy?
All four Black Republican representatives are leaving the House this year.
Trump endorsed the idea of renaming ICE agents to NICE agents. But as long as we’re on the topic of rebranding, we have some more accurate names.
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Just because one part of Trump's story may not be true doesn't mean it's all a lie.
Several botched rounds of peace talks between the U.S. and Iran have pushed gas prices ever higher, even while the "ceasefire" holds.
"This is why we can't have nice things, and to be perfectly frank, it's not even a nice thing," says Stewart of Saturday's dinner.
140 temporary immigration judges are swooping in to manage the immigration system’s colossal backlog of more than three million cases—and most of them seem like total losers.
A journalist is suing the acting AG over the Justice Department’s gross mishandling of the Epstein files, arguing that the DOJ’s failure to upload the documents in full was hurting her ability to do her job as a journalist.
The Trumps are once again demanding the firing of Jimmy Kimmel, suggesting that a joke was responsible for the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
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Starting summer, the State Department will be offering a limited-edition U.S. passport design that’ll feature Donald Trump’s mugshot as soon as you open the inside flap.
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“Having my daughter’s name used this way, it added a level of despair I didn’t even know could exist,” Abraham’s mother said.
The First Lady made sure to gather all her gizmos and gadgets and log off her virtual reality world to give Her Majesty The Queen a taste of our grim future.
The MAHA movement suffers constant embarrassing betrayals, but they're never allowed to blame Trump or RFK Jr. for doing it to them.
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The New York Times on Thursday said it petitioned a judge to unseal a suicide note that Epstein allegedly wrote a month before he died.
“She hates when I dance to what is sometimes referred to as the gay national anthem,” Trump told the crowd at a rally. What’s the problem, Melania? You got a problem with gay people? Or do you just hate your husband's dancing? (Or just your husband?)
It would not shock me at all to see most primaries unfold with AOC getting around 40% of the vote, Newsom and Harris each getting about 20%, and everyone else combining for the remaining 20%. If Ocasio-Cortez can pick off enough mainstream Democratic voters i…
“Of course, we are relieved that the stay allows telehealth providers to continue to mail abortion pills,” Elisa Wells, co-founder of Plan C, told Jezebel. “But we remain concerned about the final outcome of this case, which bases its claims on bogus claims a…
The original design was meant to create a reflective space—but that restraint feels increasingly out of step with the current aesthetic: louder, shinier, with a hint of Mar-a-Lago.
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"The ceasefire is not over" said Hegseth, hours after U.S. forces destroyed multiple Iranian boats firing on ships in the Strait of Hormuz.
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On Tuesday, the administration sued the New York Times for allegedly promoting a woman over her white male counterpart for the role of deputy real estate editor. Love a man who can handle rejection!
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The latest devastating health crisis facing Cuba involves mountains of trash buildup, burning piles of garbage and rampant disease.
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The admin's plan says it will "neutralize" and "cripple" what it calls "radically pro-transgender" groups. Congrats, you're a terrorist.
The gas prices soaring through the roof is one thing, but no Diet Coke? That’s grounds for rebellion. What do we look like, some Diet Pepsi drinkers?
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Nothing is ever straightforward in this realm, but if there is any clear takeaway from today's document dump, it's that there isn't anything remotely compelling enough in it to distract people from $5/gallon gas or the rest of the raging tire fire that is Tru…
On Thursday, the Daily Mail revealed Rep. Max Miller (R-Ohio) has a history of abusing his ex-wife, Emily Moreno—daughter of Sen. Bernie Moreno.
The new map, which looks a whole lot like racial gerrymandering, comes a whole week after the Supreme Court hollowed out the last of the Voting Rights Act.
I think we can all agree with Marco Rubio that "We're not a stupid country" is the sort of thing a non-stupid country needs to say out loud.
Most of us could never aspire to the level of hypocrisy that sees a Christian pastor helping Trump dedicate a huge, golden idol of himself.
The new Trump Phone terms of service says a pre-order "does not guarantee that a device will be produced or made available for purchase."
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Over the weekend, MAGA women encouraged American women to procreate, serve their families, and overcome the pesky feminism that put us so backwards in the first place.
There’s been a lot of frustration directed at the FDA Commissioner for being slow to curtail—and ultimately eliminate—access to abortion.
Even the most Republican-friendly pollsters are getting apocalyptic as Trump approval sinks to lows previously thought impossible.
Researchers would have been studying this exact Andean strain of hantavirus already, until the Trump administration revoked their funding.
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“It’s all of a piece of disguising what’s really at stake in communicating to women about pregnancy,” Emily Martin, chief program officer at the National Women’s Law Center, told Jezebel.
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FBI Director Kash Patel appeared at a budget hearing on Tuesday, and for all nine hours tried to keep his cool whenever members of the upper chamber brought up accusations of him drinking on the job.
The federal judge in the case wouldn't even be able to stop the DOJ and IRS from handing billions of taxpayer dollars directly to Trump.
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Speaking to CBS News’ Face the Nation on Tuesday, Secretary of Homeland Security Markwayne Mullin said ICE agents will be present not to “enforc[e] mass immigration,” but to “enforce the law.” OK!
The woman from Colombia was deported to Africa despite the Congo telling the U.S. it couldn't provide needed medical care for her.
An oddly precise "glitch" in The Morning newsletter from The New York Times made two of America's prominent women politicians look foolish.
Like Trump, it promises to big, loud, gold-plated, televised and flashy—and not concerned with whether anyone actually asked for it.
In honor of the Trump administration’s plan to issue 250 presidential pardons in celebration of America’s big 250th, Jezebel would like to throw 250 pardon suggestions into the mix.
“VA’s ban on abortion care and counseling is a direct threat to my health and my ability to parent my existing children and a betrayal of the sacrifices I have made for my country,” one VA member told Jezebel in a statement.
Dr. Brian Christine is one of the administration’s officials in charge of updating the nation on hantavirus—and just like the rest of the administration, he’s got quite the dizzying list of disqualifications.
It is not at all hyperbolic to state that some capitalists are setting the world ablaze for profit, then looting modern-day Rome while it burns.
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A Senate Parliamentarian has shot down GOP Senators’ attempt to sneak an extra $1 billion towards the ballroom via a spending bill for immigration enforcement.
At the top of minds over this grift-launch is the likelihood that it will be used to give handouts to Jan. 6 insurrectionists.
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Donnell Morgan Jr. remains at large, and ICE won't even acknowledge that he exists despite the nationwide warrant for his arrest.
Bari Weiss fleeced David Ellison, and now she is captaining a ship that could very well sink his hopes to become this next generation’s Rupert Murdoch. She really might wind up being the single most effective resistance to the conservative media takeover in t…
“As Trump-aligned extremists reshape the federal judiciary, state supreme courts are increasingly the last line of defense against the erosion of our rights,” Mini Timmaraju of Reproductive Freedom for All told Jezebel in a statement.
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Gov. Abigail Spanberger is expected to sign an executive order to help election workers deal with ICE at polling places, if they show up.
The EPA’s new plan would repeal federal drinking water limits for four PFAS compounds and delay “compliance deadlines” for two of the most studied and dangerous ones, PFOA and PFOS, until 2031.
Armed Forces Brewing Co. went out of business in 2025, but the brewery is now suing its local critics, claiming their activism was illegal.
"The response is too slow and inadequate, not anywhere close to the standards that are required in a response for an epidemic like Ebola."
The congresswoman has introduced a joint resolution to revise the Constitution—and effectively ban any naturalized citizen from serving as federal judges or in Congress.
A judge found the obvious: Trump administration went after Kilmar Abrego Garcia because they were embarrassed by his accidental deportation.
Donald Trump Jr. will no doubt be intensely relieved if this means his father the POTUS is nowhere near the dance floor at the event.
“A museum about women, fought for and supported by women, should not be controlled by one man,” a group of Reps. said in response to the changes to H.R. 1329.
The fine print of the Anti-Weaponization Fund specifically invites anti-abortion extremists prosecuted during the Biden administration to file claims—including those convicted of invading and blockading abortion clinics to temporarily shut them down.
Through “Just in Case Abortion Pills,” people in Hawaii and Washington can order medication abortions—including mifepristone and misoprostol—ahead of an unwanted pregnancy.
Criminal executions are botched with such frequency, in a process is so cruel and clumsy that they become hard to justify in any scenario.
Yes, there is someone actually worse than John Fetterman—Colorado's doofus governor.
A New York Times analysis reveals Trump’s Cabinet meetings are basically three-hour fan clubs.
17-term Congressman Jim Clyburn had been in danger of having his district effectively eliminated, but South Carolina state senators refused.
The Holy Father on Monday published the first encyclical of his papacy, revealing that supporting AI is apparently not something Jesus would do.
Police claimed the woman's Facebook posts of her own faucet water were creating "fear, panic, or unnecessary emergency response."
Adam Hoffman, a former attorney from Waco, was facing a first-degree felony before Paxton’s office cut a deal with his prosecutors.
Trump says that unless he’s satisfied with a deal to end the war with Iran, he’s going to have Hegseth “finish them off.”
Much like his predecessor, the DHS Secretary is peddling a narrative contrary to those with with eyes and ears.
Nearly two dozen AGs sent Vance a letter on Tuesday saying they couldn’t make his meeting that afternoon because of they were “provided with less than one business day’s notice with no agenda.”
Even if all-time lows in economic sentiment are just inequality-based vibes, inequality still had a big hand in the Great Depression
Next time Trump hugs a flag, he might want to take a second to count the stars.
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As if it needs to be said, it is plainly illegal under U.S. law for the Treasury to print a new $250 bill with Trump's face on it.
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We've ranked the 12 most competitive Senate races in the upcoming midterms, from most to least likely to turn or remain blue.
Donald Trump may have joked about declassifying UFO records, but the new "aliens.gov" domain is a reminder that he'll never be fun when he can be cruel instead.
We would be in an entirely different economy if practically anyone other than America’s worst human was president.
Freedom 250's MAGA-centric festival in DC has lost all its headliners, but never fear: Vanilla Ice is still on board.
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Vietnam broke its own laws to fast track this development because the country was trying to avoid steep U.S. tariffs from the Trump administration.
"We've left Iran's military alone" and "Iran has no military" are an incredible duo of things to say within minutes of each other.
The UFO files released so far are a nothingburger, but Trump has serious power to do more.
"I don't care if they're over, honestly," said the President about Iran peace talks. "I really don't care. I couldn't care less."
The defense secretary seems to consider it his destiny to make the Pentagon an unconstitutional wasteland.
I mean, it's only $1.8 billion; why shouldn't the government be able to change its mind every 24 hours about how it will be spent?
Elias Irizarry, who entered the Capitol through a broken window clutching a metal pole, is now a counterterrorism specialist at the Pentagon.
Four months after being released from federal prison, Santos may have crossed insider trading with prediction markets off his crime bucket list!
“This is the banality of evil,” the teen’s lawyer—who appeared in court on his behalf—told the Guardian.
Get ready for beef prices to go through the roof, if the New World Screwworm becomes an epidemic in U.S. steer herds.
As head of the Federal Housing Finance Agency, Pulte’s used his position to launch unnecessary mortgage fraud investigations against Trump’s enemies.
The nefarious track record of those Trump granted clemency in his first day back in office is much worse than previously thought.
“The Trump administration is bulldozing the overwhelming body of medical research and evidence to try to make it harder for everyone, everywhere to get an abortion,“ Alexis McGill Johnson of Planned Parenthood told Jezebel in a statement.
Evidently, the former president’s younger son just doesn’t give a fuck anymore.
Call us crazy, but "a single loose valve can cause all toilets to fail" seems like a pretty significant design bug for an aircraft carrier.
Bitcoin is the only thing holding up crypto right now.
In an NBC interview with Kristen Welker, Trump repeatedly tried to challenge the questions he was asked when, ultimately, he ended up just upsetting himself.
MAGA warriors led by Utah Sen. Mike Lee, a proud Mormon, are feuding with each other over Christian semantics.
In a new excerpt of his book, Vance introduces a fresh new circle of why-he-got-Usha-pregnant hell.
In the span of thirty seconds, Paltrow said her progressive husband thought she was a Republican, referred to herself as “pretty centrist," then “completely independent,” then “I don’t feel anything right now.”
Stadium workers in L.A., in addition to wanting to make a livable wage, want assurances that ICE won't abduct workers during the World Cup.
At Monday’s NBA Finals, Trump was as much of a good luck charm to the Knicks as a fork is to a toaster.
Pardoned by Trump, Todd and Julie Chrisley are taking their own former lawyers to court, as if they didn't choose those lawyers.
It's impossible to conclude anything other than Israel simply not wanting peace in the region, given their constant provocations.
It takes a truly remarkable level of right-wing brain rot to stand on the literal graves of the men who defeated Hitler, deploy a xenophobic dog whistle, and accidentally cast the Third Reich as the side that simply needed better border security.
According to a new report by the Guardian, the girls have disappeared—and their babies with them.
We predict the nation's most competitive gubernatorial races in 2026.
The idea of a man with as many allegations as Ken Paxton going after FIFA for its ticket-selling practices is pretty rich.
Turns out claiming the ‘Hottest’-Woman-in-Congress title doesn’t necessarily keep you in government.
The United States is finally catching up with the rest of the world, which has been using more effective sunscreen for decades.
Estimates of U.S. casualties in the taking of Kharg Island have been high in simulations. Trump is about to feed troops into the grinder.
According to a New York Times report, the files “paralyzed” the administration much more than previously thought.
Specifically, Hawley wants a Blanche that would settle various states’ lawsuits against mifepristone, the first of two pills taken in a medication abortion.
The livestream currently shows nothing but construction workers putting together scaffolding, but that isn't stopping thousands from tuning in.
The Southern Baptist Convention would rather expel the second largest church in its denomination than allow a woman to be its pastor.
Today is a triumphant day for Elon Musk, and it should be a sobering one for anyone who still believes in the fairy tale called capitalism.
A postmortem on Nancy Mace’s career in politics.
UFC Freedom 250 was an authoritarian pregame for the nation’s 250th anniversary coming up in July.
President deals gave away all his leverage just to try to turn back the clock to February 27th.
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Sure, the raw milk may or may not contain potentially deadly pathogens, but turning it into cheese will obviously fix the problem!
“IVF becomes impossible if embryos are defined as human beings,” Katie O’Connor at the National Women’s Law Center told Jezebel in a statement.
The FBI discovered a planned attack from what might be the dumbest group of right-wing terrorists we've ever encountered.
For a majority of the 37-minute interview, the vice president found himself caught in embarrassing moment after another.
Barack Obama's presidential library is the most expensive ever constructed, at least until Trump drops billions into his own.
Trump’s latest vanity project idea involves erecting a permanent square around Lafayette Square, a space used by protesters since the early 1900s.
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The Viking Army is the latest fandom to go viral with their "ro" chant.
Hundreds of Americans lost jobs following comments on the assassination of Charlie Kirk. They've now been paid millions in lawsuit damages.
Speaking to the New York Times, the National Center for Law and Economic Justice's Katharine Deabler-Meadows called the decision “a major step in restoring essential food assistance to the millions of families that rely on SNAP nationwide.”
President Toddler, rather than signing a popular piece of legislation, is demanding the Senate GOP nuke the filibuster instead.
Zohran Mamdani and Hakeem Jeffries backed different primary candidates in New York, and Mamdani's candidates swept those endorsed by the Democratic House Minority Leader
The Supreme Court and Donald Trump joined forces to yet again betray a spineless RFK Jr. and the MAHA movement by boosting herbicide.
Flu shots are mandatory once again, less than two months after being made "optional," following a major military base outbreak.
Kash Patel’s girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, kicked things off by singing “The Star Spangled Banner” on Wednesday—and did not take kindly to accusations that she only landed the gig because of her boyfriend.
As part of his book tour this week, the Vice President compared himself to Nixon and accused Watergate of being a “deep state” conspiracy.
Belligerent? Shit at your job? Generally unfit for public office? If you answered yes, you meet the qualifications for Trump’s Cabinet. Congrats, you’re hired.
His UAPDA co-sponsor, GOP Sen. Mike Rounds, says they will try to pass their disclosure legislation again this year
The Supreme Court on Monday said it would not review the 2023 verdict, in which a jury found he sexually abused the writer in a department store in the 1990s.
We break down all the competitive House races and ones likely to flip from redistricting.
The administration is here to terrorize DC dogs and torture parents everywhere.
In an interview with Fox News, Oz attempted to explain how rife fraud is among Obamacare recipients when he launched into a diatribe over how “40% of the people ostensibly signed up never use it.”
In a 6-3 decision, SCOTUS sided with GOP states and ruled that their blanket bans on trans student athletes do not violate the Equal Protection Clause.
Stephen Miller suggested a “hard look” at pregnant people traveling to the U.S., Trump asked Congress to step in, and Mike Johnson turned into a car.
The President's filing also shows an intended tender of Warner Bros. Discovery holdings while his justice department was reviewing the sale of the company.
Speaking to the Guardian, one of her relatives said that she’s “coping as best as she can.”
In a joke about receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor, Trump pointed out his “two beautiful sons” and quipped “I think I’m going to give one to myself, one to them, and we’ll have a threesome.”
A grand jury apparently agreed that it's now a crime to touch the Reflecting Pool in D.C., despite a century of people wading in it.
“It’s my husband’s family,” Kloss said, not hers!
The Trump family invested almost nothing in their collective crypto scams, and has raked in $2.3 billion on them. Investors lost everywhere.
Melat Kiros' win in Denver over a 30-year Rep is another blow to the feckless Democratic establishment.
We hold these truths to be self-evident: no amount of fireworks can salvage the shitshow that was Trump’s Great American State Fair.
To celebrate America’s 250th, Trump called communism a “cancer”; said he “wasn’t treated that well” under the whole “equal justice under the law” thing we got going; and plugged his dreams of requiring voter ID at the polls.
Trump is zero for forever in associating himself with positive sports outcomes.
A new lawsuit filed by @catsonacouch creator Amanda McGonigle alleges she was blocked from attending a taxpayer-funded event in May.
Uh oh, Trump is pulling another of his "I'll kill everyone" bluffs, saying that the truce with Iran is "over."
Trump flew to Turkey in his new Qatari-donated 747, but left the country in the old Air Force One among security concerns.
The DOJ is still accusing the company of knowingly failing to follow manufacturing standards. But even though the government's position hasn't really changed, its punishment has.
Another Memphis man has died at the hands of federal agents working with the Memphis Safe Task Force. He is the fourth in the last two months, and the second in a single week.
It takes a special lack of electoral savvy to not sign a housing bill that reportedly has the support of 89% of U.S. voters.
A new report by the UN reveals the administration’s caused the worst-ever setbacks in official development assistance.
ICE is ramping up its detentions and deportations but keeping things quiet this time, including trying to deport witnesses.
No one should be shocked that the guy with a Nazi tattoo turned out to be a bad guy.
The Senator, veteran, and chief MAGA warmonger has died at age 71. He leaves behind... quite a few things to remember him by.